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Turbo Crash Test

A physics sandbox where you fire a ragdoll at a wall and score the wreck.

Category:
Action
Difficulty:
Easy
A session:
about 20 seconds a run, and you will do thirty of them
Input:
mouse
Source:
GamePix

Our verdict

7.4out of 10

A one-joke game that tells the joke well. It has no depth and does not pretend to, which is why it holds up for a quarter of an hour.

About Turbo Crash Test

There is no finish line in Turbo Crash Test. You set up a ragdoll on a vehicle, aim it at something solid, and let physics do the rest. The score comes from the damage, so the game rewards the angle you pick before the launch rather than anything you do after it.

Earnings unlock more vehicles and more elaborate courses, which mostly means bigger things to hit. The replay camera is the real draw. Most runs last under twenty seconds and end with you watching the crash again from a different side.

How to play

  1. Pick a vehicle and a course.
  2. Set the launch speed and the angle.
  3. Release, then watch the ragdoll meet the obstacle.
  4. Spend the payout on a heavier vehicle or a longer course.

Controls

Left clickEverything. The game needs no keyboard.

Tips

  • Height beats speed on most courses. A drop adds damage that a flat run never reaches.
  • Replay every run. The camera shows which impact actually scored.
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